JUS' ANYTHING

MIRTH AND MERRIMENT	'ZAT SO?
Mary had a little lamb, It was a noble pup; It stood upon its hind legs When you held its front legs up. Ruth - "I love that funny little soda clerk. He can always raise a laugh." Dorris - "Yes, he actually made a ba-nana split the other day."	"Was it last winter or winter before last, that the icicle on our house was so large that it lasted until the 4th of July, When it was blown off by a giant fire-Cracker?" "I don't know when it was but I re-member that it was so fast in the ground that it propped up the house during the."March winds." "Well if you remember it, it was last year because your memory doesn't go back two years."
EXERCISES Monday- F-elt too tired to study Tuesday - L- ost my lesson on the way Wednesday - U- sed up all my paper Thursday - N- o, I really couldn't see. Friday - K- new it once, but have forgotten it. HARDBOILED "Is the editor particular?" "Is he? He raves if he finds a period upside down."	FALSE "Did your teeth chatter when you heard the burglar? "I don't know. "They were in the drawer. "Dumb: If the farmers would strike where would the blow be felt most? Dumbest: Why below the people's belt, of course. Mother - Bobby, are you tall enough to reach that bottle on the mantle piece? Bobby - Not if it's my cough medicine.

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Transcribed by: Missi Thompson for Candi ©2006, Genealogy Trails
Thanks Missi!