I purchased this autograph book on eBay with another one. There wasn't any information on where the books owner was located so I did some basic census searches and it seems like most of the names in the book lived in Columbia County. The autographs seem to address someone named Harlo but I have not yet been able to locate someone with that name in the area. There are 2 dates given one in 1933 and one in 1931. Putting it on the Columbia County page seems like the easiest thing to do but because I am unsure if anyone has any information about the following names please email me through the main page. Thank you!--Shauna Williams

 

My Whoopee Book

I'm on my way to Hell, and Id like company

FUDCOKMNX

F.C.

We poor damn freshmen all get Hell togethe(r)

That ain't very much fun

Me

Smile, Georgia, Smile

For no matter how bad it is today

It's bound to be worse tomorrow.

If I'm still a Senior

A friend-a pal-darn good gal-"Jody"

Johanna Dawson

A girl is like a lump of gold

Hard to get and hard to hold

A boy is like a pinch of snuff

Give him one puff and he's

had enough

Yours outside matrimony

Loy Hughes

Tell me quick before I faint.

Is you my sweetie or is you ain't?

No one at all

Here's to those who do as we do;

And here's to those that don't;

But God damn those who do as we do

And swear to God they don't.

"Jack"

Love me Love my liquor

John Saul "Jack"

Jerome Jermain-Originator of Whoooooppppeee!

Cheer up! You won't be a frosh all your life.

Here's from a lousy seniro

To one who will take his place

In years to come with lots of fun

And a grin all over his face,

Aw, this will keep=

I'm goin to Sleep-

Jerome Jermain

So long pal

 

This is to show the world my

poetry believe it or not.

Love me little and

love me long I have

an idea but it might be wrong.

V.H.

(Drawing of man, singed Jack Tupper)

Shame on Harlo

Tee!! Hee!!

 

(Drawing of man holding a can)

"But where's your base?" (?)

Here's your can Harlo

March 10, 1933

5th period History

Dear Harlo-

Once there was a traveling salesman---want to hear the rest of it? I'll see you later.

Adeline Burkhead

  See you 'round

when you bend over.

"Just another Blonde"

Dear Halo:

Roses are red

apples are green

your the nicest boy I have ever seen.

Nova Loomis

Yours till the donkey's give milk

Whoopee!!

Just a line to remember me by

(Next part written upside down)

Make you turn your book around

I write this line upside down to

Another Brunette

Just as I am

"Mabel"

Yeah me is a (arrow pointing toward Brunette)

tee hee

Here's to you old man,

May  you live a thousand

years,

and may I live one thousand less

one day

Cause I'd hate to be on earth

and hear that you had passed

away.

Yours until Woolworth shimmies down 6th ave.

A swell way to end Whoopee!!

Yorla S.

Yours till hell freezes over.

Yours till the statue of Liberty has twins.

S.O.L.

A sophmore

I'm Goosy but I haven't a mustache!!

Roy

It won't be long now,---but then it never was.

Clara Archibald

Good Nite, Harlo

(Drawing of man with x in chest)

X marks the spot where the body lies!

Woopee?!?!?!?!?!?

John Ross Junior

Give me something to remember you by. (What looks like a music note) Farewell

You've asked me to write

something original,

But there's nothing original i

n me except original sin.

Blanche Green

Feb. 27, 1931

Just a line to remember me by in your Whoopee Book

John Sandquist

Junior

1932

When you get married

and have twins, come over

to my house and get safety

pins.

Yours till the kitchen sinks

Jason Miller

I can't think of

what to say

So I'll let the pen go

on its way

Yours till moth's ball

Albert Buccini

He fell out of a twenty

story window and got

up without a scratch

or a bruise for he

fell on the inside and

only had a three foot cruise

Dick Brakke

Once upon a time--oh well why finish it--you know it all ready

"Sally"

Hola, senor Harlo;

Es il libro muy tantoria,

pero, viva il "whoopee!

su amiga

F.Y.

Roses are red

Violet are blue

Horses neck. Do you?

G.C.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Garlic is strong

And I'm garlic for you

Just a pal

Alice P.

Roses are red

Lips are blue,

I am drink;

And so are you.

Art. Morten

A day for toil, an

hour for sport, but

for a friend is life

too short.

Just a senior R.R.

Good health

Long life

as long as you don't

go out with the bosses wife

Ellis Le Labara(?)

A good boy is really hard

to find--but then who wants

a good boy?

Minnie L.

(Drawing of girl dancing)

I'm dancing for our friendship

Norma Baseel

Just to remember an old Sophomore school pal.

"Joy"

Joyce Smith

Dear Harlo,

Friends are like melons

Shall I tell you why?

To find a better one

a hundred you must try

Sincerely your friend, Gertrude Marth

Here's for the gal with eyes of blue,

Ask for a kiss She'll give you two

Now here's for the girl with eyes of brown

Ask for a kiss and she'll turn you down

Yours

Jayne Alice Piper

"Jinny(?)"

Ludington, Michigan

Fall in the ocean of the deck,

Fall down stairs and break your neck

Fall from star lite heavens above

But for gosh sakes Harlo don't fall in love

yours till the mountain peeks and sees the the (?) salid dressing

Clarence Stanberry

(Drawing of a man with a hat? on and a house)

Goodby old men---?

To your wife

Shirley

Harlo

The ocean is wide, the ocean

is level

Come to my arms you

Sweet little devil

Lins Romiti

    Back to Columbia County Home